Alexander was eyeing another invasion on a land when his advisers warned him to
drop any thoughts of indulging in a war with those people. They told him the tales
handed-down from generation to generation about this land called ‘Afghanistan’.
Describing its inhabitant’s as the most ferocious warriors the earth has ever seen.
Curious, Alexander sent his spy to inquire what these men were up to. The next
day the spy returned and told him that there was nothing extraordinary about
these warriors except for their intake of some magical greenish stuff. Once
administered, this material made them invincible and its energy was
uncontrollable. After saying that, he presented before Alexander, a packet of the
greenish powder. For trial, he tested it on his horse. What happened next,
Historians are divided upon this, but two of the most prominent narrations are:
1. This was the origin of Unicorn and the Greek mythologists embedded that
in their books. It also gave rise to the famous quotation “the distance of
evolution from a horse to unicorn is a pinch of nas’waar.'
2. The horse was found dead on a hill after three days of constant galloping.
Whatever the case, Alexander was smart enough to consider the warning and take a bypass route.
Despite such historic importance, still unknown to the west is the power of
nas’waar. Otherwise, included in the avengers, would have been ‘Badr
Muneer’(the Rambo of Pashto films). Moreover, in car racing games, instead of
‘nitro boast’ it would have been ‘nas’waar flash’. And last, Popeye would never
need to gulp a full can of spinach; a pinch of nas’waar would have done the job.
Results of overdose: Century on 37 balls!
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