The Robot that ate my pizza




The dilemma of our age is that it’s hard to find an idea not taken up already.  One moment you’ll be frenzy'ing upon some crazy idea occurring to you, but even before you work up maturing your idea you take a shot surfing it on the internet if some work has been done about it……..DANG!.....15 papers, two models, 1 already available in market, Patent NoX12121Y, [no Device to be named similar], all further researches require prior permission, you cannot talk about it BUGG OFF ….. so evanescent, the bliss of your idea’s ‘originality’.
Halting my jeremiad let’s have look at what you’re actually looking for. Yes, the idea is to have robots working on human food.  Using alternate form of energy instead of electricity or direct fuel burning. The basis of this notion lies upon ‘artificial metabolism’, a process similar to that which the cells in our body use to release the heat stored. With a very rough estimate, glucose, one of our diet’s key nutrients can provide up to 1000KJ/KG energy. Very less as compared to coal but in view of the availability the further prospects might be interesting. Moderate work has been done in this regard (as per my above saying) and a complete robot working on biochemical fuel cells as well has been tested.  The progress can be of dual benefit. We’re nearing the goal of developing humanoids that assimilate perfectly in our environment. On a slightly different route the provision of energy to machines from the agro-fields might shed some load off the minerals. The energy density as mentioned above is lower than the fossil fuels but it’s never bad to have an alternative.
Imagine the moment when you could eye your robo with suspicion for your missing slice of pizza and it would “BURPPPP”……

Oh! I forgot

for a couple of noodle heads out there , yes the robot will be having human food, but don’t worry that won’t lead to you pounding on the restroom  door saying “ come out HCR-328, I am getting late for work”. 

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